This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
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I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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