Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
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3pm strippers are depressing
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
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I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
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