i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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