Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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