Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
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We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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