You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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