Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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