I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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