We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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