question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
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okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
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I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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