I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I party with great urgency now.
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