I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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