Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
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