can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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