I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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