she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
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She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
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She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
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