we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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