I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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