made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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