fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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