They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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