I love black thongs
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.