Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
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I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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