DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
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You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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