A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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