like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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