Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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