yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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