I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
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Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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