Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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