Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I want to walk on stilts...naked
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
vagina is talking i cant
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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