Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
