its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
tell me about the eggs
Randomize
