I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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