I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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