Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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