bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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