Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
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Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
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Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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