Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
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