There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
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Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
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I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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