I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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