Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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