Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
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You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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