did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Randomize
