Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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