I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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