Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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