you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
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I have aggressive nipples.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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