How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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You passed out across the stairs with your feet and arms through the railings so you "wouldn't fall down when you blacked out and no one could get the pizza past you without waking you up". \n\nYou're the smartest drunk I know.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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