Ambien. No doubt about it.
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
now i know why i became what i already was.
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we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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