My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
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I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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