Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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