well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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