Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
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Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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