.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
my poor anus
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
Randomize
